
Homemade BITCHIN' Sauce Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 cup almonds soaked if possible--see recipe notes; substitute walnuts or cashews; Nut free? See recipe notes for options
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/4 cup yeast flakes optional--it's still great without if you don't have any
- 1 Tbsp. lemon juice substitute lime juice or other vinegar
- 1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar substitute other vinegar or more lemon juice
- 1 Tbsp. tamari substitute soy sauce of choice or Coconut aminos for soy free
- 1-2 garlic cloves
- 1 Tbsp. onion powder
- 1 tsp. cumin
- 1/4 tsp. smoked paprika
- 4 ounces canned jalapenos substitute green chilis or chipotle peppers (or 1/4 tsp. chipotle pepper powder or cayenne)
- 14 ounces canned stewed tomatoes
Instructions
- Blend all of the ingredients except for jalapenos and tomatoes until creamy and smooth. Once it's smooth, add jalapenos and tomatoes and pulse until only small chunks remain. It's okay if you don't want chunks--puree until smooth.
Notes

Homemade BITCHIN' Sauce Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 cup almonds soaked if possible--see recipe notes; substitute walnuts or cashews; Nut free? See recipe notes for options
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/4 cup yeast flakes optional--it's still great without if you don't have any
- 1 Tbsp. lemon juice substitute lime juice or other vinegar
- 1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar substitute other vinegar or more lemon juice
- 1 Tbsp. tamari substitute soy sauce of choice or Coconut aminos for soy free
- 1-2 garlic cloves
- 1 Tbsp. onion powder
- 1 tsp. cumin
- 1/4 tsp. smoked paprika
- 4 ounces canned jalapenos substitute green chilis or chipotle peppers (or 1/4 tsp. chipotle pepper powder or cayenne)
- 14 ounces canned stewed tomatoes
Instructions
- Blend all of the ingredients except for jalapenos and tomatoes until creamy and smooth. Once it's smooth, add jalapenos and tomatoes and pulse until only small chunks remain. It's okay if you don't want chunks--puree until smooth.
Notes

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